For funny onesies see above, for the answers to all your onesie queries, see below.
What classes as a ‘funny’ onesie?
Humour is subjective, so the answer to this is anything you find funny. Sometimes the situation in which you’re wearing your onesie is enough to be hilarious (for instance even we wouldn’t recommend them as wedding wear, but we wouldn’t stop you either). In our range you’ll be able to find Christmas elf onesies, banana onesies, and even men’s tellytubby onesies. Whatever your sense of humour, we have the onesie for you.
Are funny onesies mainly made for adults?
It may seem weird, but actually yes. In fact the majority of people browsing this particular zone of the onesie sphere are looking for funny onesies for men! This in no way means that you can’t hilarious onesies for other people (see below), but it does also mean if you are a bloke browsing for a funny onesie and think you may look a bit silly – that’s the point, and everyone’s doing it!
Can I get one for my children?
Of course! If you want you could even pick up a different animal onesie for each member of the family (and if you’re buying you could make sure you get your favourite). Funny onesies come in all shapes and sizes, so have a look around above and you can find something for anyone.
General onesie queries
How do I know which size onesie will fit me best?
When it comes to onesies, it’s generally better to look for one with a bit of room to spread out in: they’re designed for comfort after all. Usually onesie manufacturers are aware of this, so whatever size of t-shirt you wear should be the size of onesie that works best. The dimensions of each onesie are included in our product descriptions to help you find a fit that’s just right.
How do I wash my onesie?
Although the comfort granted to the onesie-wearer can make it hard to change into normal clothes, onesie hygiene is certainly to be recommended. Lounging around all day can lead to a onesie getting a bit smelly (and wearing it out on the town carries a whole host of other hazards we won’t go into here). As onesies are made from a variety of fabrics, the exact washing instructions will depend on the onesie you buy. Typically they are all machine washable, so you won’t have to worry about awkward looks from the dry cleaners!
What material should I get my onesie made from?
This depends on what you want your onesie for and how much you’re looking to spend. If you’re looking for a fancy dress costume that’s likely to need washing the next day, then picking up a polyester or cotton onesie would be a sensible way to go. If you’re looking for maximum lounging comfort, either for you or your children, then why not indulge in a fleece or towelling onesie?
Should I get a onesie with or without feet?
They’re both great options, and it probably comes down to how cool you think your socks are. Onesies that cover your feet are ideal for wearing around, and will usually have pads on the soles to prevent any awkward ungraceful falls on wooden floors. Footless onesies allow you to wear socks and shoes when going out, although bear in mind that shoes can also be worn over the feet of other onesies.
How do I pee while wearing my onesie?
A very legitimate and important question. Using the toilet while wearing a onesie will tend to involve a complete disrobing (although for the guys a onesie with a full zipper down the front can provide some…access). Onesies weren’t necessarily designed with bathroom convenience in mind, but then neither were dungarees and those are pretty damn cool.
How much should I spend on a onesie?
That’s a bit like asking how much a pair of jeans costs: it depends on the onesie you decide to go for. The general price range is anything from £10 to £50, and the difference between more expensive onesies and the rest tends to be related to the quality of material and additional features (such as tails or awesome hoods with teeth and eyes to make you look more like the real thing).